Thursday, August 18, 2005

 

Getting to Orlando

I suppose that for most people, getting a flight to Orlando involves using a commercial airline such as BA or US Airways. Not me. I can fly myself, with wings, because I'm a seagull. Obviously.

I live in a nest on a cliff overlooking the North Sea with a crow I met on holiday in Ibiza several years ago. Its a real shame that some people frown on this mixed species relationship, but there you go. Nature is nothing if not cruel.

As a seagull/crow partnership, of course we get some funny looks flying down the Whitby Prom wing in wing, but if you want to judge me, then that is your problem, not mine. So why don't you just lay off me and go back to your roost, you nasty people.

I think I may need help.
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